Lousy Lover Poem by Randy Johnson

When it comes to love making, I'm pretty lousy.
Every time I bang my wife it makes her drowsy.
When we make love, I sure don't take her to Heaven.
The last time that she had an orgasm was 1997.
When she finds another man, she's going to get a divorce.
Unlike me, she wants a man who is hung like a horse.
When men get in cold water, it makes their d**** shrink.
My wiener is that size all the time and that really stinks.
I want to tell all men something and I'm sure that they'll agree.
If they're having love making problems, they can't be as bad as me.

(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM)