Randy Johnson

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800 Pounds
Two years ago I ruined my life when I got a bride.
She's 6'4' tall and about ten feet wide.
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A Date With Pamela Anderson
I met Pamela Anderson and we went on a date.
She was very becoming and everything went great.
It was an honor to date this star.
I made her forget about Tommy Lee and it wasn't hard.
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Xbox 360
Last Christmas I went to Wal-mart to buy the last XBOX 360 they had.
But a man grabbed it as I reached for it and that made me mad.
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Symbol Of Love
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Elvis Presley: The Same Amount Of Time
You've been dead for the same amount of time that you lived, forty-two years.
You were loved and your death devastated each and every one of your peers.
You didn't perform in all fifty states, one state that you missed was Montana.
You performed your last concert on June 26,1977 in the state of Indiana.
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Mr. Z 29 January 2020
How can I get your background mr. Johnson
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Rahman Henry 28 August 2019
‘‘Elvice Presley: The Same Amount of Time‘’: I love Elvice and his town Memphis; and now through this poem, I love you too. I've translated this poem into Bengali, so that my people can enjoy your poetic feelings for Alvice in their mother language. Best wishes, dear poet.
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Michael C 20 May 2019
Garfield by Randy Johnson can only be described as a modern masterpiece. Despite being written in 2007 I can still call it a modern masterpiece for its beauty transcends time itself. As I go through my life I will look back to the fondness that is Garfield the poem.
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Chuy Amante 03 December 2017
Very fun stuff! ! ! ! ! I think of nutty titles too and on occassion write about them. You do it so freely and well! !
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Gene Gamble 26 January 2009
God wants us to be happy: In this poem your route to heaven in theology & Truth is in error. There was a price that was paid and it is a choice. Not of works. Read John 3: 16 again. Make what one is accountable for, not of misleading in the teachings of the Gospel message. Let the Spirit guide you. God bless.
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Native Dreamer 07 January 2009
'I told you I was sick' words written on the great comedian Spike Milligans headstone. Humours a great force of social change keep it up. Maybe if you did it on the streets you might get loose change. Dont be crude cause it might turn nude I speak in rhyme all the time. This comment is dragging on sorry keep on enjoying writing.
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Corey Threet 13 June 2008
You have some very humorous poems I love your style unfortunately Frozen tongue was not fictional in my lol thnx for the entrainment
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Tyease Collins 29 May 2008
'He looka lika man' Hilarious show and poem. That was too priceless. nice
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unknown Viper 02 January 2008
on'Loch Ness monster raped me'. very funny...maybe to propagate its specie :)
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Sasha Anonymous 06 September 2007
Marvelous writing... ^_^
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Emily =) 06 April 2007
I love all of your poems they are filled with humor and sadness, light hearted and serious-brilliant.
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