Randy Johnson


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  • Rahman Henry (8/28/2019 10:02:00 AM)

    ‘‘Elvice Presley: The Same Amount of Time‘’: I love Elvice and his town Memphis; and now through this poem, I love you too. I've translated this poem into Bengali, so that my people can enjoy your poetic feelings for Alvice in their mother language. Best wishes, dear poet.

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  • Michael C (5/20/2019 4:49:00 PM)

    Garfield by Randy Johnson can only be described as a modern masterpiece. Despite being written in 2007 I can still call it a modern masterpiece for its beauty transcends time itself. As I go through my life I will look back to the fondness that is Garfield the poem.

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  • Chuy Amante (12/3/2017 8:39:00 PM)

    Very fun stuff! ! ! ! !

    I think of nutty titles too and on occassion write about them.
    You do it so freely and well! !

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  • Gene Gamble (1/26/2009 9:22:00 PM)

    God wants us to be happy: In this poem your route to heaven in theology & Truth is in error. There was a price that was paid and it is a choice. Not of works. Read John 3: 16 again. Make what one is accountable for, not of misleading in the teachings of the Gospel message. Let the Spirit guide you. God bless.

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  • Native Dreamer (1/7/2009 5:04:00 PM)

    'I told you I was sick' words written on the great comedian Spike Milligans headstone. Humours a great force of social change keep it up. Maybe if you did it on the streets you might get loose change. Dont be crude cause it might turn nude I speak in rhyme all the time. This comment is dragging on sorry keep on enjoying writing.

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  • Corey Threet (6/13/2008 8:48:00 PM)

    You have some very humorous poems I love your style unfortunately Frozen tongue was not fictional in my lol thnx for the entrainment

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  • Tyease Collins (5/29/2008 7:31:00 PM)

    'He looka lika man' Hilarious show and poem. That was too priceless.

    nice

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  • unknown Viper (1/2/2008 6:34:00 PM)

    on'Loch Ness monster raped me'. very funny...maybe to propagate its specie :)

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

800 Pounds

Two years ago I ruined my life when I got a bride.
She's 6'4' tall and about ten feet wide.
She weighs 800 pounds and I married her when I was drunk.
She eats and eats and my bank account has significantly shrunk.
She rolled over on me in bed and broke fifteen of my bones.
I wish she'd pack her bags and leave me on my own.
She's mean, she has warts on her face and it's tearing me apart.
When we go out in public, she always farts.
When she passes gas, it's louder than TNT and it really stinks.
I should've listened to my parents when they told me never to drink.
She...

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