Manic (Meant To Be Read Quickly) Poem by Mandy Howard

(Meant to be read quickly)

I don't know why,
But I feel so ECSTATIC…
Does anyone feel as ecstatic as me?
No? ? ? No? ? ? No? ? ?
Woohhhoo! ! !
What's wrong with everyone?
You're talking way too slow,
I don't understand why you can't process as quickly as me.
Gee if only you were able to speak as fast as me…
Then you could've said what you wanted to say…
Within a few seconds!

Am I:
Jogging too fast?
Running too fast?
Spelling too fast?
Talking too fast?
Thinking too fast?
Walking too fast?
Is there anything that I can do to slow me down?

Am I:
Doing too much?
Eating too much?
Helping too much?
Laughing too much?
Sleeping too much?
Smiling too much?
Speaking too much?
Speeding too much?
Spending too much?
Is there anything that I can do to do fewer things?