Masterering Masculinity For Man: Shaving 101 Poem by Atef Ayadi

I learned shaving
Alone.

First I watched
My dad ((I mean my/your/the other/
The night ice berg neighbor's dad.

I mean,
Literally my dad!
From child hood (the first time I start to walk and see staff, fuzzi
Buzzi zozoo, stop kid…my kid bizoo zozoo..))

I watched my dad,
(in hours, put it!
Minimum,5000 wasted hours,
Boring,
Curious kid watching his ''dad''

I personally,

as far as I remember,

I can give yo
An idea where to start,
We are comfortable to
See the Uking forward not f forwarding

Picture of the
Blade…sheep, French made I think that time…
What he did
He bough a pack of
Rectangle shape
Two side blad
Thin enough to cut
Your feelings,
Your breath, and your Uking
Habits of Uking with sharp blades or knives…
(yo will see that when yo grow up,
just switch the term
knives to wives, girl friends, friends, pets,
and your best
honey bee
bee jee or gee
da da tell me about
yor love
ba by? ?

Hives…


Now, once
I learned
(a statement to be proved and approved, cause there is situations where,
one Uk and still fight back….like me, I am analytical, and abstract
(math is picture of objects I want to understand how an kid artifact
works, all the U-or A-king beautiful idea a kid can come up with..)

but I can not weight right
my self….

Put it on the road…
Correct
Straight
No errors a la regle….bill me zen! !
(do not worry about the last part…'''me zen''
is a metalick long thick heavy for a kid
horizontal
alignment with water surface…
so do not worry about…it is a different story…


now I shave
independly
independent
free
oil free
gas free
CO2 free
Green
Natural
Healfy
And safe
Free
Free air…

Now I take my time
To shave
And finally
Look at myself
Facing my masculinity
In stages…

Now shaving
Is
Meeting with myself
Dating myself
Kissing and eating myself

Now
Shaving
Is
A voyage,
A space trip

A new Xbox
Game
That format your
Brain if yo loose
Vigit! !
Sorry
Brigit
And den
Zill
What
Shitt

Ton

Yo buy it
And yo throw it…

Cause it is a sea beef,
And yo're class…yo stopped eating beef in the wrong space…
Right place…
Yo know if someone or ones
Want to scarify yo…and throw yo to the Tona fishes

They will ish your bones in five second and 17/100
And it is not a good score to qualify for the
Olympic….or to get yo a two years
nowadays
Liberal fine
Degree

Smoking

Amrican two years unmowed
A broke up to a divorce case

grass


and still can not get it….yo wont
and never….i can see this luck if life

in your Uking head
throw
your unsecure child
crying kid
eyes….

So,

Byby
Bay be
Be bee
Babi

BAAA BIIII EEEE
French papa
Italien

Pow pay
Pompay

Fire fire all the time
Type of kid
But some times he's funny
I mean when he feels screwed…