Me So White Poem by Percy Dovetonsils

me so white
goin' to a hockey game
see a fight.

me so white
goin' to a Trump rally
where they do it Alt Right.

me so white
don't feel too bright
can't tell wrong from right.

me so white
gonna watch me some MLB
see how many whiteys I can see.

me so white
ain't gonna watch the NBA
don't wanna see which color can really play.

me so white
don't feel like black lives matter
them's the ones the popo splatter.

me so white
want Jeff Davis in the White House
gotta settle for that golfing louse.

me so white
wanna give David Duke a hug
when you're really white you wanna hug a thug.

me so white
don't wanna remember what other colors there are
losin' my mask, gettin' smashed at a bar.

me so white
wanna sign up with the cops
shoot up suspects just to watch them drop.

me so white
can't wait to vote for Don
show my dumbass frenz which side I'm on.

me so white
trading day for night
gonna live in darkness, blinded by the light.

me so white
itchin' for a fight
gone blind and deaf now, beyond sound and sight.