Missing: My Lime-Green Underwear Comments

I am wearing lime-green underwear, which you discover as you peel off my clothes. I inhale sharply as your fingers graze against my skin, and I am thinking about how I’ve lived my entire life before now without you, and what a shame that is.

I feel the wetness of your lips in places that they can’t show on prime-time television and my underwear are nearly forgotten completely, and I don’t even care that I don’t know where they are. Which, if you think about it, would normally be a curious thing, a concerning thing – for my underwear to have gone missing – but tonight I don’t give a damn where they are.
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