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Television - Poem by Roald Dahl

The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.
Oh yes, we know it keeps them still,
They don't climb out the window sill,
They never fight or kick or punch,
They leave you free to cook the lunch
And wash the dishes in the sink --
But did you ever stop to think,
To wonder just exactly what
This does to your beloved tot?
IT ROTS THE SENSE IN THE HEAD!
IT KILLS IMAGINATION DEAD!
IT CLOGS AND CLUTTERS UP THE MIND!
IT MAKES A CHILD SO DULL AND BLIND
HE CAN NO LONGER UNDERSTAND
A FANTASY, A FAIRYLAND!
HIS BRAIN BECOMES AS SOFT AS CHEESE!
HIS POWERS OF THINKING RUST AND FREEZE!
HE CANNOT THINK -- HE ONLY SEES!
'All right!' you'll cry. 'All right!' you'll say,
'But if we take the set away,
What shall we do to entertain
Our darling children? Please explain!'
We'll answer this by asking you,
'What used the darling ones to do?
'How used they keep themselves contented
Before this monster was invented?'
Have you forgotten? Don't you know?
We'll say it very loud and slow:
THEY ... USED ... TO ... READ! They'd READ and READ,
AND READ and READ, and then proceed
To READ some more. Great Scott! Gadzooks!
One half their lives was reading books!
The nursery shelves held books galore!
Books cluttered up the nursery floor!
And in the bedroom, by the bed,
More books were waiting to be read!
Such wondrous, fine, fantastic tales
Of dragons, gypsies, queens, and whales
And treasure isles, and distant shores
Where smugglers rowed with muffled oars,
And pirates wearing purple pants,
And sailing ships and elephants,
And cannibals crouching 'round the pot,
Stirring away at something hot.
(It smells so good, what can it be?
Good gracious, it's Penelope.)
The younger ones had Beatrix Potter
With Mr. Tod, the dirty rotter,
And Squirrel Nutkin, Pigling Bland,
And Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle and-
Just How The Camel Got His Hump,
And How the Monkey Lost His Rump,
And Mr. Toad, and bless my soul,
There's Mr. Rat and Mr. Mole-
Oh, books, what books they used to know,
Those children living long ago!
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall.
Then fill the shelves with lots of books,
Ignoring all the dirty looks,
The screams and yells, the bites and kicks,
And children hitting you with sticks-
Fear not, because we promise you
That, in about a week or two
Of having nothing else to do,
They'll now begin to feel the need
Of having something to read.
And once they start -- oh boy, oh boy!
You watch the slowly growing joy
That fills their hearts. They'll grow so keen
They'll wonder what they'd ever seen
In that ridiculous machine,
That nauseating, foul, unclean,
Repulsive television screen!
And later, each and every kid
Will love you more for what you did.


Comments about Television by Roald Dahl

  • Rookie - 13 Points Ti-lloyd X (7/15/2017 1:56:00 PM)

    Great poem. I, d read more but I gotta go watch The Simpsons rerun on TV. (Report) Reply

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  • Bronze Star - 2,238 Points Michael Hopkins (7/8/2017 6:41:00 AM)

    Very witty and sarcastic poem. Fun to read. (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 60,202 Points Bri Edwards (6/26/2017 9:25:00 PM)

    to my/our July 2017's 'showcase for and by PH poets'.

    bri :)

    thanks (Report) Reply

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Poems About Television

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  2. 2. To Television , Robert Pinsky
  3. 3. Little Black Box Called Television! , Sylvia Chidi
  4. 4. Television Addiction , Dr Hitesh Sheth
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  7. 7. Television , Wayne Leon Learmond
  8. 8. Top This Television Moment , Jeffrey SpahrSummers
  9. 9. Television , Baidurya Mukherjee
  10. 10. Before Tv, Before Books …..[inspired By.. , Bri Edwards
  11. 11. A Soulful Song For The Black And White T.. , Sachin Ketkar
  12. 12. Analogue Television , Diane Hine
  13. 13. Television And Watches 412b , DAVID GERARDINO
  14. 14. Those Television Channels , Indira Renganathan
  15. 15. Television- The Idiot Box , hariharans sundaram
  16. 16. Television Shows , Hasmukh Amathalal
  17. 17. Listening To The Radio And Television , RoseAnn V. Shawiak
  18. 18. Hebrews 10: 24-25 & Television Ministries , Luke Easter
  19. 19. Small Television , Naveed Akram
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  22. 22. Vision Or Television , Ray Lucero
  23. 23. Cable Television , Theresa Ann Moore
  24. 24. Without Television , Jonathan Goldman a.k.a JGthe ..
  25. 25. This Damn Television , Randy Johnson
  26. 26. Television Survival Drama , Bill Grace
  27. 27. The Anti 24 Hour Television Program From.. , Maria Sudibyo
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  29. 29. Television , chandra thiagarajan
  30. 30. Television - Hot Rod Shows , Paul Warren
  31. 31. Modern Television , Paul Warren
  32. 32. Television - Doctor Who , Paul Warren
  33. 33. Television Westerns , Paul Warren
  34. 34. Religious Television , Michael P. Johnson
  35. 35. Both Film And Television, The Great Star , Luo Zhihai
  36. 36. Like Television , Hasmukh Amathalal
  37. 37. She Saw A Man On Television , Sophia White
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  40. 40. Television , Gary Diamond
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  42. 42. Wife Who Smashed Television Gets Jail , Paul Durcan
  43. 43. Television , Shaun William Hayes
  44. 44. Television , Pierre Rausch
  45. 45. Television , Ilania Cyaalá
  46. 46. Television , Paul Butters
  47. 47. Promiseland Television Network Or (Mike).. , Joe Rosochacki
  48. 48. Living In A Television , anteaus berryhill
  49. 49. Television , KAUSHAL SABOO
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