Moments Of Royal Bliss Poem by Francis Duggan

When the Queen does whatcomes to all quite naturally
Does she say words like good gracious me
These for me moments of ultimate bliss
Dear Phil you are great so very great at this

And isn't it so marvelous my darling Phil
That I no longer need for to take the pill
Or for us to have to practice birth control
Such things on pleasure that does take it's toll

And aren't you some macho fellow indeed
Since of Viagra or Cialis you are not in need
For to perform what few others your age can do
Is there any other of your age quite as virile as you

In our bedroom at night when the lights are out
And there are no listeners or royal watchers about
To the occasion you never fail to rise
Me you do never cease to surprise

We have been together for so very long
And the bond of love and passion between us remains strong
And though in public nowadays we no longer kiss
We enjoy our moments of sheer royal bliss.