Mr T Interviewed On Letterman Poem by Christopher Allen

I'm a very impatient guy
I'm squeezing this little ball
It really makes me mad
My middle name is period, last name T

I'm a full-time bodyguard
Secretarial work is out
I look from this to the potential
Inventory of unrealised dreams

Intelligent mining
Intelligent transportation
The energy internet
Flexible electronics

Intelligent vehicle technology
Classical music with Johnny Greenwood
Canadian studies
Ric Flair's biography

We watch the international football
My Chinese brother-in-law
Gets excited when England's opposition
Have a chance to score

What's that about
I'm
Squeezing
This little ball