My Big Fat Cat Poem by Christian Mitewu

My Big Fat Cat



I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around
Wherever there's lots of food,
that's where he'll be found

He's really good at eating,
It's a talent, I suppose
I'm sure if he keeps at it
he'd win the talent shows

I own a big fat cat-
He weighs at least a ton
He couldn't run to save his life
Yes, he isn't much fun

His favourite room's the kitchen,
(I'm sure we all know why)
He eats just about everything
So that's why with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have 'accidentally' dropped
my homework in his plate

Wednesday, August 23, 2017
Topic(s) of this poem: humor
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Unwritten Soul 23 August 2017

Hahahahaha that so cute, the big fat cat....cat can be naughty but funny...and hope your teacher wont do anything but laughing :)

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grace ntumba 11 March 2018

oh my goodness what a cat you own.your poem made my day

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sebastian 03 July 2018

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Ryan Mason 07 February 2018

It is the best poem I ever heard.

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poopy 31 May 2019

i smell like beef hehhehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehe

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Chef 14 June 2021

I love tis poem so much

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Poop dog 10 May 2021

Gff do gyjff do hyshjdvhdch. Hi

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Poop dog 10 May 2021

I smell like poopy baby

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Poop dog 10 May 2021

I smell like poopy baby

0 1 Reply
Pooply 05 May 2021

Hi

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