My 'car-Ma 'sutra! Poem by Lodigiana Poetess

I never thought I'd find a man I know will always be
so happily and totally, faithful just to me.
He never minds if I am late when we go out to dinner.
He'll never say ‘don't eat too much - you need to get much thinner'
He doesn't moan when panty hose are hanging up to dry,
and never even says a word when I go to buy
another purse, or some more shoes, or maybe some perfume…
and wouldn't dream to comment on the state of my bedroom!
The only time he comments is when I am in the car,
and once I start to drive I know I won't get very far
before he'll say, in velvet tones, 'hun please turn round the car'
and turn I do, because I know I'm fixed in his radar.
He keeps me safe and lets me know If I am driving fast,
and if a speed trap's up ahead, I'll slow until we pass.
He knows best how to get me home and tells me where I am,
and always know just how to miss a wretched traffic jam.
I love my man I really do - I'd trust him with my life.
And every day I wish he'd ask me to become his wife.
But sadly this will never be, it's something I can't have,
So will just have to be content to love..my own SatNav!