My Crazy Valentine's (Clean) Poem by Oluwatobi Olaide

It all started as surprises
I thought surprises made sense
She did it all herself
then Bathed herself
wore her RED dress herself
painted her face herself
all dark, My eyes tied I could only see myself
it all becamequiet
I thought she left
Then a hunk I heard; oh, that horn sounds like a Ferrari LT
I blushed, hmmm surprise surprise I thought
A new voice like a car dealer... oh! I can't wait
End my mystery I thought
Silence again like it's night
Hours with dark silence
Hmmm... could she have left the house in pretence? ?
No no she loves me
Could that be the guy with the RED Ferrari I warned her about
No no she loves me
Its 14th day of the 2nd month again today
Eyes still tied for years
OH! my crazy Valentine
Its supposed to be you and I alone today...
Someone please call 911
My hands are tied.