My Favrit Skool Teecher! Poem by Denis Martindale

Joan wos my Inglish teecher
As pritty as kood be
And yet so hart to reecher
As she wos six foot free
And wuns I allmost kissed her
The day I got reel close
But wen she mooved I missed her
And we tutched noze to noze
She staired at me I staired at her
A site hart to injoy
Wile I hoped she woodunt matter
She sed you norty boy
Off corse I tride to play fings cool
But then to my sirprize
Heddmarster kicked me outa skool
And that opunned my eyes
Ill nevver kiss a lady
Ill nevver kiss a girl
Id fite them if they made me
Id kringe as my feet kerl
I fink Id rarver live a loan
My yeers wiv out a wife
Allthow Im still in love wiv Joan
Ill love her all my life


Denis Martindale. September 2020.