My Future Wife Poem by Ahmad Savage

Everyday is of surety a new page in my life
That brings me closer to my future wife
A beauteous woman i have never seen
Whose name ere i have never heard
In all the places I have ever been
From Novgorod to little Cape Verde
I wonder how lovely her smiles would be
Would it be a smile that might torture me
Or would be a smile that would make me grin
And show my teeth like keyboard keys
Like a warrior who knows he would always win
And keep me longing for her lips to kiss
I just do not have the courage to wait
Even for a moment for my future mate.