My Granny Poem by georgia read

Pick up your granny take her out for the day two steps foward and she started to pray, i new this day was going to be long when she started to sing a very old song.She's singing for half an hour then she stopped to pick a flower she gave it to me and said '' Her you are dear Let's go grab a nice cold beer.'' We got to the pub had a nice cold drinkthen some-thing really started to stink.We had enough of this outing so i got on the bus and granny started shouting '' I left some-thing beaneath my seat i went back and found her knickers and teeth. One day i'm going to be just like granny the silly old bat.