My Naughty Little Poem! Poem by Denis Martindale

Have you read my naughty poem?
Of course not here it is!
Ive written it as if a whim
Excited full of bliss...
Its just the way I choose to be
All fired up and such
Because I loves me poetry
Yes very very much!

By now a few mistakes youve seen
And want to point dem out
As if youd chance to intervene
Eliminating dout...
But I'm so naughty I dont care
And never ever will
Because Im only here to share
And give you folks a thrill...

While punctuations not my bag,
I sometimes really try,
But suddenly it seems a drag
And then I gotta sigh...
Use semicolons? Good for you!
Im not that into those
Sometimes i havent gotta clue
So my verse over flows...

Am i a rebel? yes indeed,
A naughty one at that
Sometimes my poems i will read
And wunder wear im at...
Did i write dem or some one else?
My teachers wood be sad!
And so wood anyone who spells
Im sorry im so bad...

Im glad for dem that do fings write
Their English grammers grate
But my mistakes are outa sight
Hand new ones i create!
I do these fings yet without shame
An aweful so-n-so!
Theres no one else that i can blame...
no no, no no, no no...