Cody O'Hara

Rookie (June 30th,1994)

My Party - Poem by Cody O'Hara

My party sucks
They're all a bunch of big dumb schmucks

Except for the Halfling who
Did I mention is three foot two

The rogue can't sneak to save his life
And the bard never stops playing the cursed fife

The cleric secretly worships Nerull
Last time I was healed he nearly turned me into a ghoul

The fighter thinks he has nine lives
And the druid's a magnate for all sorts of knives

The paladin's been excommunicated
And the ranger is always getting mutilated

The wizard can't remember spells
One time she sent us into the nine hells

And yet oddly enough they still kinda know their stuff
We win at times, and run away when its tough

I just hope the quest giver didn't bluff....

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, May 12, 2012

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