VICTORIA GEORGE

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My Real E-Bay Name - Poem by VICTORIA GEORGE

My real name’s Hermione Twatt
On my life it has put a real blot
That’s why, I must say
I came onto eBay
And changed my name like a shot

I wanted to be Jasmine le Bon
But that one had already gone
I then chose Sharmaine
(I just liked the name)
But I decided on Alyssa Freefone

I thought I was on very safe ground
With a name with such a odd sound
But yes, some old bag
Had chosen that tag
Another name had to be found

I thought of Nicolette Plum
But it sounded like nicotine gum
Then for a game
I typed in this name
ethelweaser-mussolini-bigg-bum

I couldn’t believe my red eyes
I really had a surprise
It came up “we’re sorry
But please not to worry
Here’s a similar one “big-fat-thighs”

copyright Victoria George


Comments about My Real E-Bay Name by VICTORIA GEORGE

  • Tango (7/20/2008 2:15:00 AM)


    This is really funny, thanks for making me laugh. (Report) Reply

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  • (6/12/2008 11:15:00 AM)


    Funny as hell! Thanks for the laugh.
    Danny
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Poem Submitted: Thursday, June 12, 2008

Poem Edited: Wednesday, July 23, 2008


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