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A Chocolate Teapot
I wanted a chocolate tea-pot
As a gift for a good friend’s birth-day
But I did feel a bit of a clot
Searching for this on e-Bay
An English Country Garden (My Version)
I have adapted this classic song:

How many kinds of sweet flowers grow
In an English country garden?
I Must Stop Swearing
I wish I could stop swearing
It really is a vice
For people with good hearing
It isn’t very nice
A New Diet
My once skinny hips - are now fat
My pants are far too tight
Now my stomach's not flat
Getting into my clothes is a fight
Jampot And Honey
I used to race pigeons for money
Two nice ones “Jampot” and “Honey”
They couldn’t fly far
So I took them by car
Fox Whisperer
When evening turns to darkest night
And stars are in the sky
When the garden’s swathed in silver light
That’s when my fox comes by
Fiona The Rat
I had a tame rat named Fiona
I bought her last year on e-Bay
The ad said ‘one careful owner’
So I was happy to take her away.
Be Careful What You Buy
I’m now so careful what I buy
From any gal or bloke
For once bitten, now twice shy
From pigs that are in a poke
Mother Nature And Father Time
Mother Nature and Father Time
Are such a spiteful pair
Together they commit bad crimes
Of damage beyond repair
Multi Tasking
Multi task’s a thing for gals
It’s not a thing for males
We can talk to all our pals
While painting finger nails

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