My Wife Left Me For A Mouse Poem by Hebert Logerie
My Wife Left Me For A Mouse
My beautiful wife
Of thirty years
That I met at Sears
Left the house
For a freaking mouse
That’s life!
She put on her lipstick
Her tight pair of jeans
That was a stunning scene
Except that her Gucci was a fake
Yes, that's shocking, she left
She fled like that was a theft
Committed by a genius thief
She ran away without brushing her teeth
My wife left me this morning
I am sad, mad and upset
I am depressed; I am in mourning
She took with her my favorite pet
My wife abandoned the house
Because she saw a little mouse.
My sympathies are with you, Hebert Logerie. I cannot imagine a funnier situation which could prompt such a painful fallout (she left the house even without brushing her teeth) . Thanks. I quote: Yes, that's shocking, she left /..My wife left me this morning / I am sad, mad and upset / I am depressed; I am mourning / She took with her my favorite pet / My wife abandoned the house Because she saw a little mouse.
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5/2/2024 3:01:39 PM # 1.0.0.1119
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