New Dawn Unicorn Poem by Chanja Cassini de Thury

Lets make our own Twilight story
Ill play coy
And get my boy
With pointy teeth
And a magic tongue
I know your over 100
But eat me now
Gosh, while Im still young

Slow down
Put your car in reverse and lets park it there
Go like a bat and take me outta here
To cloud nine
Let me moan, let me whine
And dont let me go, oh no, not just yet
Boy your like my own personal brand of crystal meth

And so ironically
The horse fell in love with the hay
And he feasted well for a year and a day
His lust and temptation were far too great
To dare keep her off his dinner plate
He'd follow her everywhere
To see what had begun
Everywhere, I fear, but into the sun
For he did not want them to see, it seems
His poor mane cut
And his hide shimmering
In the suns captivating gleam

Finally after both emerging
His strength is tested and deterred
& He Said
'Hush your sighs darling, darling no more words
Go now my fair lady, run, run far away
For another fellow has gotten in an open field
A glimpse at my hay'

'A race you want?
A battle I see!
Let her Go,
She belongs to ME'
His stomach growls wildly
Hes sweaty and hungry
With a ludicrous look in his eye
He Swears
'That sir is my meal,
And now you die'

He lunges quickly
The fight is over fast
She dashes into his arms
Her scent wafts through the air
She grins gleefully, as the horse goes insane
She thinks its a love to last, so 'un-mundane'
And then kisses him without a hunch
'Yea' he thinks; its definately one to last
'All the way to lunch! '





[Yeah Im a twilight hater. The book is another fake and pretentious Romeo and Juliet, no different, no better, and those vampires are pansies. Because F.Y.I VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE! ]