Patti Masterman


No-No's - Poem by Patti Masterman

Never say wood to a woodpecker,
Or yell boo at a rambunctious boot.
Never go steady with a Rapemaster,
Or root, for a rutabaga soup.

Never hide a file in a porridge,
Or misplace a poisoned philtre.
Never wear a hat, for a dictionary,
Or wear kilts- if you're off-kilter.

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  • Jack Peachum (10/19/2011 4:13:00 PM)


    Wonderful Patti! Just the right amount of whimsy! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Poem Edited: Wednesday, May 25, 2011


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