Never say wood to a woodpecker,
Or yell boo at a rambunctious boot.
Never go steady with a Rapemaster,
Or root, for a rutabaga soup.
Never hide a file in a porridge,
Or misplace a poisoned philtre.
Never wear a hat, for a dictionary,
Or wear kilts- if you're off-kilter.
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Wonderful Patti! Just the right amount of whimsy!