Cough up that hairball, Ludwig-
And get back to your piano practice
Get over yourself already, Fleming-
It's only a precursor to Penicillin
Well, if Mary's still a virgin-
I'll be a monkey's uncle
Sorry, Amelia- you were the sixteenth female-
Maybe you can distinguish yourself some other way
Yes, Mr. Hitler would like to order the elevator shoes-
Size? Better make them the big ones
It's just another of your headaches, Theodore-
Why don't you take one of your powders?
It's Marilyn calling again-
No John; it's for Robert this time
King Henry was wanting something for his chronic rash-
And have you anything to increase fertility of his wife?
I think we're lost again-
Why don't you turn left at the next crossroads, Clyde?
Jack was going to go find a date tonight in Whitechapel-
He'll be back to study for anatomy exams tomorrow, Doc
Mrs. Borden had to go out to visit a sick neighbor-
I'll ask Father about the important papers soon as he returns
Sorry, today Mr. Booth is out attending a Lincoln speech-
About equal voting rights for former slaves
Dr. Einstein muttered a few final words in German, before dying-
But the nurse couldn't understand him
And on the back of the door to the water basin room
They found the words- Michelangelo was here
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