Cat Tiger

Rookie - 115 Points (Memphis, Tennessee)

Oatmeal, Oatmeal - Poem by Cat Tiger

Oatmeal, oatmeal, food that's not real!
Alas! Alas! It's only crushed grass!
Even with salt, sugar and butter,
And even with milk from the cow's udder
Its sustenance never, ever lasts!
I need eggs, bacon, pancakes...gasp! gasp!

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  • Kim Barney (12/30/2014 6:56:00 AM)


    Funny. Check out my poem OATMEAL OMELET. Oh, wait, I think I changed the title to STRANGE FOODS: OATMEAL OMELET. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, January 31, 2010

Poem Edited: Monday, May 14, 2012


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