Kim Barney

Kim Barney
I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit

Kim Barney Poems

Last night I went to bed at eleven
And dreamed I went to Poetry Heaven.
Keeper of the Gate was not Saint Peter
But Robert Frost - - hey, what could be sweeter?
...

If I look in the mirror
And myself I do not see
Does it mean that I'm not really here,
That I have ceased to be?
...

My head is bald,
but I don't care.
I'm not so tall,
but I don't care.
...

The storm is an angry lion;
With one hoarse, strident roar
He sends the small animals
Scurrying to shelter.
...

I was sitting in my garden
Just relaxing in my garden
Doing nothing in my garden
When I saw a butterfly
...

War.
Ugly.
Terrible.
Unforgiving.
...

I've never seen a dragon fly,
nor even seen a dragon,
yet I have seen a dragonfly
while sitting in my wagon.
...

Sometimes I dream that while I sleep
my toys get up and start to creep
around the room and on my bed
and pull my hair and poke my head.
...

I still wear a white shirt every Sunday;
it makes it seem like things are normal still.
I'm sure they'll let us back in church some day,
that little red brick building on the hill.
...

It's more than fifty
years now she's been gone.
She went to heaven and
left us all alone.
...

Poor old Marion Morrison,
He had a woman's name,
And yet Marion Morrison
Did rise up to great fame.
...

Hank
LeeAnn
Smoky Hoss
Sandra Feldman
...

Dear Parley,

I know I only met you once,
yet I feel I know you quite well,
...

It's so pleasant to know old man Kim.
There are very few people like him.
If you tell him he's funny,
would he give you some money?
...

I gave a rotten log a kick,
hoping to find a snake.
Instead I found some angry bees;
I'd made a big mistake!
...

This is not a poem. It is a hidden-word puzzle. Hidden are 30 birds, all found in the Rocky Mountains of North America, with one exception.

- - - - - -
...

flesh of her flesh
bone of her bone
what one does
so does the other
...

It was the year of sixty-eight
and we were deemed the best
of all the greatest relay teams;
we just out-shined the rest.
...

They met upon a starry night
and quickly fell in love.
Their future seemed so very bright
beneath those stars above.
...

I love those verdant mountains;
I want to be there in the trees
among those pines and wild bluebells
and grass up to my knees.
...

Kim Barney Biography

I added so much to my biography that Poem Hunter took out all the blank lines and line breaks and made it very difficult to read, so now I have put everything in my 'poem' called 'Autobiography of Kim Barney'. 29 May 2023)

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Poetry Heaven

Last night I went to bed at eleven
And dreamed I went to Poetry Heaven.
Keeper of the Gate was not Saint Peter
But Robert Frost - - hey, what could be sweeter?

The first person I saw up there
was sitting in a golden chair.
It was my good friend, Hank Beuning,
And a golden guitar he was tuning.

Hank, I said, I've known you for years.
We've had some laughs, we've had some tears,
And I never knew you played the guitar!
He said, well, I don't, at least not so far,
But I've got lots of time with little to do
So I thought I might try to learn something new.

I walked a little farther in
And saw my new friend Mandolyn...
playing on her... violin.

And there's my friend, Maddalena Biela
with her husband, he's a handsome fella.

Udiah was there with Heather Burns
And they were sitting, taking turns
Writing the words to their new poem,
Their collaborative, classic poem about love
And it went like this:

love love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love love love love love

I marveled at their poem and all the words on it
And said, They've written a LOVELY sonnet!

Then whom should I meet next?
Why, it was James McLain,
Just reading some old text
And he could not refrain
from asking himself:
Is it poetry?

Mr. Spock was there with his pointy ears
But he said he hadn't seen Kirk for years.

Argentine Tango was eating a mango.
She's a person, you know, and not just a dance,
And so pretty you cannot resist just a glance.

Bull Hawking - - I asked him if he was Steven's Cousin
And he assured me that he wasn't.

As I went on, continuing my walk,
I met the Electric Lady, and she gave me quite a shock.

Then there was Valsa George; I spoke to her with ease.
(Does she know her name means 'Waltz' in Portuguese?)

Uzefa Rashida was there dressed in white,
and she certainly was a lovely sight.

There was E Nigma, Ima Ryma and Gajanan,
Deep Dark Soul Poet and RoseAnn,
Sandra and Lawrence and even Noreen
And a whole bunch of others that I had never seen.

I wandered on, enjoying my hike,
And met a young poet named Smith, Mike.

I walked for a few miles, yet my feet didn't even hurt,
then I came face to face with the famous Kelly Kurt!

I encountered a handsome young lad
Who said that his name was Old Dad.
But I knew him by sight.
'Twas Wes Vogler, all right;
And to see him I surely was glad!

I walked a little more,
Then suddenly I was lost,
And there I was again
In front of Robert Frost.

I said, Say, I wonder, can you answer me one thing?
Why haven't I seen Poe or Shakespeare or Browning?
He said, Oh, you won't find them here
In this part of Poetry Heaven.
This is just the Poem Hunter wing!

Then he said I hate to tell you this,
But there's been a big mistake.
It seems that here you don't belong!

... Then I was wide awake.

Kim Barney Comments

Smoky Hoss 08 January 2017

I think Groucho Marx may have said the line about after all is said and done, but am not certain. No matter, it is a great and true proverb.

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Kim Barney 19 March 2019

Kumarmani Mahakul bestowed the title of Heavenly Fortune on me. How he came up with that, I'll never know. If I did have a fortune, that would be heavenly!

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Prabir Gayen 04 April 2019

Very talented poet....God bless you.

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ANKITA 25 April 2019

Awsome

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A B Faniki 20 October 2019

A brilliant poet and talented wordsmith

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Ramani A 25 December 2023

Hello sir. I liked your poem The Mischievous Toys. Is it copyright free to use in the textbooks for primary school students?

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Unnikrishnan Sivasankara Menon 22 September 2023

Kim is great poet. With a funny bone. I love his poems. I love his humour too

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ER 12 August 2022

YO! An NtERtaining piece 0f art...kyp dat up, Kim B! My gr9 appreciati0n 2 uR tryb 0f g00d brydng! !

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Belle Wassermeister 20 August 2021

One of the most talented poets I have ever come across.

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Octavian Cocos 24 June 2021

Thank you very much! Best wishes!

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Kim Barney Quotes

I wouldn't trade that experience for anything in the world, but I wouldn't give ten cents to do it again.

If you find me asleep, leave me alone; dead, wake me up.

Ambulância! Salva um e mata dez! (Ambulance! It saves one and kills ten!)

After all is said and done, there's been more said than done.

If you're going through hell, keep going. (Winston Churchill)

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

Maldade nunca foi felicidade, e isso é verdade. (Jack Leslie Paradise,1962)

You don't stop having fun when you get old. You get old when you stop having fun.

My parents used to rock me to sleep. I wish they hadn't used such big rocks!

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best. (Henry Van Dike)

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. (Benjamin Franklin)

A foolish opinion shared by thousands is still a foolish opinion. (Anonymous)

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. (Mark Twain)

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. (Phillip K. Dick, writer)

Poetry cannot be translated. It can only be re-created in the new language.

Technically, a SINGLE LINE of poetry is called a VERSE. A series of lines arranged formally as part of a poem is called a STANZA.

Be compassionate, be understanding, be slow to judge, and be quick to forgive. (Russell M. Nelson)

I'm over seventy and tarp as a shack!

Shot a 68 on the golf course today. Will try the second hole tomorrow.

Laugh louder, live longer.

If I'm feeling hungry and need some exercise, should I go wok my dog?

Fear and faith cannot exist in the human heart at the same time.

You may not believe in God, but God still believes in you.

Old age used to be all in my head. Now it's in my joints, too.

Six out of seven dwarves are not Happy.

I lost the paper on which I had written my poem titles, so I have felt listless all day.

My computer just popped up a message that said 'Error 404' and that has to be wrong because I know I've committed way more errors than that,

No matter what your past, you have a spotless future.

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you CAN do.

If you don't have a dream, how can you make a dream come true?

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did, and not screaming like the passengers in his car.

He who laughs, lasts.

I was wrong once. I thought I had made a mistake, and I hadn't. :) :) :)

Nobody cares how much you know until they know how much you care.

The President says business is good, but of course he's got a better location, and he doesn't have to pay rent.

When I was an algebra teacher, I once confiscated a rubber-band pistol because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like rotten tomatoes.

That midget fortune teller who escaped from prison is now a small medium at large.

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I got an email explaining how to read maps backwards. It was spam.

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

Let us so live that when we die, even the undertaker will be sorry.

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. (Mark Twain)

Every morning I reach down and touch my shoes ten times. Then I get out of bed and put them on.

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

In 1907, in Worcester, Massachusetts, there was a company called Plunger Elevator Company. I wonder if they are still around, or if they went under.

In a world where you can be anything, be kind.

My review of our solar system: one star.

My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said I didn't even know that he could!

At the grocery store this morning, the lady in front of me said to the cashier: 'My oldest just turned sixteen! ' I said: 'My oldest has eight grandchildren! ' They looked at me in disbelief, but it's true.

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