Every time we passed
They laughed
It may seem paranoid
And daft
But I was sure they
Laughed at me
Who shuffled by
Self-consciously
And after we had
Shuffled by
I checked my shirt
I checked my fly
I checked for spinach
In my teeth
I checked for glimpses
Of my briefs
And toilet paper
On my shoe
And blobs of ugly
Nasal goo
But they didn’t laugh at me
They say
They laughed at you
So that’s OK.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Holy crap, I thought this was so funny! Terrific! 10, definitely -chuck