Old Al Blanton Poem by Randy McClave

Old Al Blanton is but a pain in the as s
So, he's going to teach the subject in class,
He works part time, so what the heck
He's retired, but he's still a pain in the neck.
His daughter says he's over qualified for the position
His wife says he has to much ambition,
Now when he sees his wife and daughter having a fit
He then knows, that he's doing good at it.
He gives headaches, he's a nuisance and he's a pest
Because, of him many don't get to relax or to rest,
He's worse than many of his past bosses
Who has experienced one time too many loses.
Sometimes his wife wishes he never retired
Sometimes she wishes full time somewhere else he was hired,
Sadly many times before she begins to sob
She herself goes out looking for a full time job.
Some of his friends just laugh and then they cough
As they whisper to themselves, 'he's way off'
Then his wife had told him surely
That she wants that pain in the ass to retire fully.

Randy L. McClave