Old F**t Who Is Still Young At Heart Poem by Sharon Caradice

Although you are now 50 or so I've been told
Don't you worry dear as it's really not that old
Do we lose our marbles? If so do we want to know?
So on a happy note apparently your ears still grow
Everything else begins to sag including your nose
Always remember Life begins at 40 - so the saying goes
It doesn't need to be all hopeless, miserable and bleak
Anyway being the ultimate "F" word is purely chic
Many may multi task sneeze laugh cough and pee
Evidently however countless simply cannot see
Obviously it's years before your status is an O.A.P.
Thus it is certainly going to be a hell of a while
Before you lose your mind and become senile
Though your face may get some wrinkles
Now at least there are no pimples!
You could always have an infill
To stop you feeling over the hill
I hope this cheered you up "Old Fart"
You'll always be young at heart