Andrew Nawroski

Rookie (10-10-2000 / Belper Derbyshire)

Only One Dollar Dot Com - Poem by Andrew Nawroski

George Bush under pants 30 cents each
Gorden Brown sunglasses 68 cents great for the beach
Abraham Lincoln hat $2-68cents a perfect treat
Marilyn Munroe skirt $4-20cents slinky & sweet.

Margaret Thatcher gloves $1-15cents the perfect fit
Charlie Chaplin trousers $3-92cents the super sit
& Michael Jackson pyjama's only $483,000.

Charlton Heston vest 74cents crispy & clean
Judy Garland bra $4-98cents you no where its been
Lassie dog bowl's 5/84c
A gun 38/cc free delivery
Body parts made in China $4-20cents
Babies $10/50 cent with 50 free nappies
Haunted jacket $400.

Holidays $2000 on the surface of the sun
Genuine horse fertiliser $30,000 per ton
Afghani rockets & satalites only $2-17 cents
£50 notes only 7cents
Saddam Hussain neck tie $1
$200 dollar notes only 80 cents.

Escaped criminal $80 great house guard
The planet earth quick sale at $1-00cents
Free moon when you purchase
Order today whilst stocks last...

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, February 7, 2010

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