Ostbf Jerry's Operation Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

He will walk with you whether
you like it or not,
and if so he will bounce you
like a cockatoo feather
and then sign on the dot
the green voucher that grants
a whole sackful of years
full of ravings and rants
of good Scotch and cold beers.
And a woman whose temper
takes this poet in stride
as her password is SEMPER,
and her style true and tried.
When you wake you will slur
even swearwords my mate,
but you may just prefer
to syllabicate.