Outside My Mind Poem by John Sensele

Long ago I frolicked on facebook
Till to my surprise I beheld a spook
Who enjoined me to scram
Investing my time spilling rum
That got into my brain
Boring into my cerebrum strain
The spook hooked me to trash
Bored blokes post to announce the crush
They feel for mermaids
Who killed their heads
Infecting them with brain dysfunction
Which impairs the junction where sentimental sanction
Hooks blokes to blue screens
Shining and glittering in smithereens
Posted to my page
Urging my subconscience to contain the rage
Choking my brain unless I harness the power to code
Lines of instructions blokes should learn to decode
Lest they should live in suspended animation
Knowing not whether the intimation
For them to rescue their names from the book of life
Would be welcome by the housewife
Facebook empowered to cure blokes from the megalomania
Social media had spread to initiate blokes into the egomania
But blokes swilling stocks of cokes
Rose in fury, 'Cut out your jinxed jokes'
Blokes said
Proceeding to shoot my avatar dead.