Pass Me The Thingy-Me-Jig Poem by Christopher Tye

Pass me the thingy-me-jig

Pass me the thingy-me-jig to connect to the what's-it bit,
You know the one to connect the cable plug to the wireless plug,
No not the JST-XH90 connecter it's got to be an XST90.5 plug.

Pass the left-handed ratchet torque bit for the hex bolt 5/8 mm,
No not that one that's for a 15mm right-hand thread tri-drive,
It's that one just there third on the left next to the elbow grease.

We need an AHD Mk.IIa plug to connect the telly to the laptop,
No that's an ATRZ Mk.XXIlfe version six socket adaptor,
It's the one under the sixty OHM LED back light bulb.

Can you pass the Tri-Lithium left-handed elbow grease,
No that's obviously the Silicon Carbide 100 grit dressing paste,
It's the tub next to the tub of T-6 alloy space adaptors.

Right we need the Di-Lithium-Diamond-Tri-Carbonite Carbide grit,
No that's obviously the Tri-Lithium-Silicon-Titanium Carbide paste,
It's the one third on the right of the left-handed tin shears.

Engineering apprentices aren't all that bright these days,
Seems like they couldn't find a glass headed tin-foil hammer if they trod on it,
They'd even struggle to use chocolate teapots and cardboard kettles.

By Christopher Tye