Ph: Love: ' Kimmy's Bliss 2 ' - More Humorous Ads Poem by Brian Johnston

Ad #8
'Kimmy's Bliss? ' Find yours too (on the yellow brick road) !
'Courage' leads to adventure, 'Brain' lightens your load!
And real 'Heart' is an answer we're all looking for,
She's a 'wizard of ah's, ' (1) you will come to adore!

Ad #9
Most reviewers just rave, and complaints, rarely there,
Personality plus makes it hard to compare,
She's not in it for tips; yes, your smile's her reward,
'Kimmy's Bliss' is one place where it's hard to be bored.

Ad #10
'Kimmy's Bliss' 'Boss' is Brian, HEAD poet-at-large,
But the NECK's truly Kimmy; he should call her 'Sarge! '
He may 'give her the business, ' but it's still her art,
(Though he dreams that his poems will play a small part!)

Ad #11
You're name's 'Miss Apprehension, ' and these days who's not?
Life on Mars might be better (you're no astronaut) ,
Put your worries aside, 'Kimmy's Bliss' aims to please,
And you'll find that 'hair problems' will all bend their knees!

Ad #12
'Clementine' (2) it's said wore 'herring boxes' as shoes,
Could it be, hair expense was the cause of her blues?
Ruby lips, bouncing curls, kept the boys looking up,
'Kimmy's Bliss, ' decent shoes, might have saved, buttercup!

Ad #13
Now if you're being hassled by 'little blue man, '
Count on 'Kimmy's Bliss' poet to do what he can,
Write a godawful poem for daunting effect,
Should a very tall building (3) and you not connect!

Ad #14
Is the 'Easter Egg Bunny' the one you pray to,
When you plan a dream date, need a smashing hairdo?
Easter Egg 'Kimmy's Bliss' hides is 'sheer hair delight, '
Please don't blame her if you get to party all night!

Little things will delight you; our shop's just egg shell,
And the fact that we hear you sign you've chosen well,
You're a family member and home now at last,
So, divorce in your future's just part of your past!

Ad #15
You need someone to lean on, a 'friend' who will share?
‘Kimmy's Bliss' has ‘hair' answers (AND Kimmy is there) ,
And if you need a poem to impress a guy,
Give a title (or hint) , and I'll certainly try!

Ad #16
Mighty oaks love their ‘manes' (where bird eggs shine like pearls) ,
For no matter their age always one of the girls,
Sometimes hosting green moss, fern extensions in place,
'Kimmy's Bliss' answer's 'yes, ' home of both style and grace!

Ad #17
Well, perfection can be a remarkable thing,
Sadly 'Kimmy's Bliss' can't claim to live in that ring!
But eclipse of the sun spans the breadth of a song
(While the curls Kimmy gives you last ever so long!)

Ad #18
Here a partial eclipse makes spectacular sight,
Though it isn't sufficient to turn day to night,
Even orphans find grace when their loved ones are true,
Having faith that God loves you the best one can do.

Ad #19
There are people who 'get it' and others who don't,
Some who recognize flow, and computers that won't,
But for most, Kimmy's Bliss just erupts empathy,
You can trust smoke means fire, or try it and see.

Ad #20
If you're not having fun, well, then something's not right,
Take a ride on our beach till your fear's out of sight,
Kimmy's Bliss is a conch you can hold to your ear,
Let your waves of anxiety all disappear.


Brian Johnston
August 25,2017

Poet's Notes:
My goodness, writing these little four-line poetic advertisements is fun! See 'Kimmy's Bliss 1' for the first seven adds!
(1) A reference to the famous movie 'The Wizard of Oz.'
(2) A reference to a famous American folk song 'Oh My Darling Clementine! '
(3) A reference to a goofy pop song from the 60's. 'Kimmy's Bliss' always recommends non-violent solutions! !