Phobias Poem by Raimi Babatunde

You may think I am gamophonic
But inside, I'm deeply caligynephobic
Because I am philophobic
How do I overcome these phobophobias?

I am neither didaskaleinophobic
Nor am I xenoglossophobic
If I can but overcome my caligynephobia
Then my philophobic would have gone with the wind

I pray she will not be acrophobic
Due to perceived aerophobias
Even if the lighting becomes astraphobic
In that big claustrophobic bird
Miles in the sky above hydrophobias

I am tired of being autophobic
For years I have been in a state of algophobia
Because as human, I am atelophobic
A fear rooted in atychiphobia

I think I am no more gamophobic
I am totally liberated from xenophobia
Also, venustraphobia is faded away
So, no more phobias, bring her on.