Pick Up Line Specialist Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

You don't ever need to be lonely.
Bring some cash and come see me.
II'll have you in another's arms
Or my services are free!

Repeat these lines to yourself
In the mirror before you leave home.
Make them second nature to you,
Before a rich date flies you to Rome.

You may fall from the sky, or even a tree.
But the best way to fall Is in love with me!
It's a good thing I have a library card,
Because I am checking you out real hard.

Do you believe in love at first sight,
Or should I walk by you again?
Do I know you my lovely lady?
You look just like my next girlfriend.

If I could rewrite the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together.
My love for you is like diarrhea,
I can't hold it in forever.

I've noticed you were noticing me.
And I'm giving you notice I'm noticing you.
If you were a burger at McDonald's,
You'd be the McGorgeous, I'd be the fries too.

Are you my dear a hurricane?
Because you are blowing me away!
Hi, my name is Mr. Right.
I heard you were looking for me today.

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean,
And baby I'm lost at sea.
This is the one you have to use
Because it is what worked for me!