Britton DeJong

Poems Suck - Poem by Britton DeJong

I hate poems
poems suck
I hate poems
I like ducks
I hate poems
What's for lunch?
I hate poems
Spagetti or maybe a quesadilla if you want, but we're out of mushrooms
I hate poems
What the hell do you mean we're out of mushrooms?
I hate poems
I mean we're out of mushrooms.
I hate poems
Yeah? Why did you suggest making a quesadilla then?
I hate poems
I can make a quesadilla without mushrooms
No you can't, are you out of your mind? It's literally the best thing about them. Why are you even wasting my time right now?
Alright I wont make a quesadilla then.
Okay, so spagetti then?
Well if you want to have it without mushrooms
Of course i'll have it without mushrooms, i know we don't have any, that's why I suggested making spaggeti, it's no problem to me. It tastes fine with only tomato sauce.
Alright then, how much do you want?
I don't know, just make a pot, save some for tomorrow

Topic(s) of this poem: death, dinner, food, life

Form: Verse

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Comments about Poems Suck by Britton DeJong

  • (12/10/2015 6:53:00 PM)

    I like this poem, - a lot! A great work. (Report) Reply

    (1/20/2016 7:29:00 PM)

    thanks I really put my heart into this one

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, December 9, 2015

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