Positive Proof Poem by David Darbyshire

I thought about guys with nothing on top
Must be cold with no roof
I would have to shave my own head
To get positive proof

I wondered about men with big mussels
Must be difficult to buy a shirt
I suppose I'd have to do some training
Then again I don't want to convert

I'm very sure to be happy the way I am
A bit a of hair and strong as I have to be
So I am beautiful and gentel as a lamb
Who wants to live in a big cold house do you agree?