Friday, October 30, 2009

Praise The Lord (And Lil' Mangie)

Praise the Lord!

I’ve got a lil' dog with a bad case of mange
And here’s where my story starts getting strange

Had the ‘lil mangy dude out for a walk
When two Hispanic women started to gawk

They gave ‘lil mangy dude a long onceover
Saw in his mottled hide the face of Jehovah

Declared ‘lil mangy dude a sign from the lord
While ‘lil mangy and I thought they were out of their gourd

They followed me home and set up a shrine
Pretty soon the faithful started formin’ a line

I was set to go out and start kickin’ some ass
Until I noticed the money lying in the grass

Lil’ mangy and I weren’t gonna let this get by us
Suddenly seized by the spirit, we became real pious

Lil’ mangy and I feel exceptional zeal
While fervently praying…
His mange doesn’t heal
David Whalen

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