Presidential Advice Poem by Barry Middleton

Please Mr President,
you lie with every breath.
The end is coming soon,
your lies will be your death.

You're no Republican,
you Nativist Whig.
You bigot, you're a fop,
in fact you are a pig.

The White House is in chaos,
and all because of you.
You owe America,
but we do not owe you.

Are you some kind of moron?
What is this all about?
They're going to impeach you,
they've going to kick you out!

Please Mr President,
give up this vain conceit.
You're pathological,
shut up and kill the tweet.

I did not vote for you,
I'd sooner have been shot,
but I give good advice,
and here's the best I've got.

Please Mr President,
just take this tip from me,
though Jesus said it best,
the truth shall set you free.