Put Your Camera Away Poem by Randy McClave

Today at Sunday school
When the sanctuary was full,
As we all sat in the fellowship hall
Breakfast was prepared for us one and all.
Kim then walks up and down the isle
Wearing a gigantic smile,
While wearing her Easter dress
Wanting to impress.
She then does another smile and pose
In her Sunday Easter clothes,
Before, she shows to much skin
And before committing a sin.
She hands her camera to a church member
To snap a pic so all will remember,
Again she then poses
They say she smelled of roses.
She then takes a selfie or maybe two
While asking other church members to do it too,
And then of herself she takes another selfie
And happy and delighted is she.
She wants another pic of herself taken
Everyone was nervous and shaken,
Bambi and Hope were aghast
Linda and Deloris smiled and laughed.
Then while she was brushing her hair
While the rest of us was saying a prayer,
The Pastor then walked up to her and did say
Kimmie! Please put your camera away.

Randy L. McClave