Remember When Your Teacher Freaked-Out When You Used The Word: Ain't? Poem by Bryan Corbett

remember when your teacher
got all bent out of shape
whenever you would use the word: Ain't
?

my God she'd go so crazy
yelling and carrying-on
with the dire warning that it would be
the downfall of civilization

well, all I have to say to that,
Ms. Nelson from the second grade, is:

2nite.
BRB.
BTW.
B4N.
BFF.
FWIW.
GR8.
IMHO.
L8R.
LMAO.
LOL.
OMG.
OT.
POV.
THX.
SWAK.
TLC.
TTYL.
WTF?

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