Remote control for hifi,
For DVD player for sure.
There's one for satellite TV
With another for the garage door.
There's one for my Chrome dongle
With one for my Christmas candle set.
My cat is naughty, needs remote controlling -
Could I get one from the vet?
Our cars have got their own ones.
Our house lights have one too.
I'm sure they've even got one
For an automatic loo?
My life's remote controlled
By those I cannot see.
I wish I could remove their batteries
For then I'd be so free!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
You made me grin- - your poem reminds me of the time we mixed up the remote control for our televisions and missed several hours of viewing before we realized what we had done. Remote controls can be evil- -but the alternative is getting up and walking over to the TV and - -gasp- -changing the channel ourselves. Remote controls can be a Mother's best friend! ! ! Love your humor, Joe!