Right Foot Poem by Richard Jarboe

Don't let you right foot know,
Where your left foot go,
Don't let your right foot know,
Where your left foot go,
He just might tell Mr. So&So.

Don't let your left brain know,
What your right brain think,
Don't let your left brain know,
What your right brain think,
He might find you think with a kink.

Don't let your right hand know,
What your left hand do,
Don't let your right hand know,
What your left hand do,
He might tell fibs about you.

Don't let you left lung know,
What your right lung smoke,
Don't let your left lung know,
What your right lung smoke,
He might say breathing's a joke.