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Risible Panty Line

Unknown to most who inhabit Westeros,
whether on foot or atop a fine horse,
there lives another dwarf of House Lannister,
so small he'd fit inside a loose-tea canister.
Lord Halftin of Casterley Rock is his appellation,
looking at everyone over four feet with great admiration.
But he had himself a strange little hobby
(which he kept from the eyes of the local beat Bobby) ,
for each night he'd seek out some lady's washing line
removing underwear (some most exceedingly fine) .
He had quite a collection of smalls (and other things) ,
particularly prominent, a host of G-strings.
And whatever you think of the rights and the wrongs,
Lord Halftin was so proud of his Gain of Thongs!

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