We walked along
through evening hills,
one hand beheld one hand
and talked in the shadows
...
From there atop our Christmas tree
she sits each year for you and me,
her angel eyes have watched and seen
the making of our Yuletide scene.
...
Davy Bucket lost a pocket
from off his best suit trews,
he searched there, and everywhere,
but could not find any clues.
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There is just one question of you I pry:
if, should we never have met before
and shared our lives through richer or poor,
would you marry me now for sure?
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A lemur named Rick from Berwick,
Wrote a poem of five lines with a Bic,
It rhymed A A B B A,
Which he thought was OK,
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There once was a chorister named Doris,
Who met a florist, Maurice Norris,
They had intimate fun,
Till her oven cooked a bun,
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Harriet, who liked to be called Harri,
At forty, thought she oughta marry,
She'd sooner top herself,
Than be left on the shelf,
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When did I become me?
Can I blame my parents for the genes
or their love, lack of, or guidance?
Was it the pressure of my peers in my teens?
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Davy Bucket's spouse - nigh tall as a house -
was called Pearly to foe and to friend,
though Chelsea born, her ties were torn,
when she married into the East End!
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Young Pip Bucket signed a contract
to play for West Ham U,
but when he was due to get his debut
the lad went and got the flu!
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