Road To Insanity Poem by DEDAN ONYANGO

Are you headed to the land of insanity?
Hop in
Lunatics Express is about to fly!

Ati! It is full,
Who dare smear such silly sentiments to our saint sister?
We don't want to commit a sin sister!

Hey Mr!
Squeeze a bit to your fellow mate
That sit is usually for three,
Don't be shocked by the size.

Sissi madam!
Stop Dere; she is headed to the land of insanity,
Would madam hold on to lunatic's door?
She is alighting just the next stage of optimal schizophrenia.

Try and close that door,
Makarao are on the loose,
We don't want to lose much you know,
Get some loose notes with you just in case…