Ray Lucero


Santa Intervention - Poem by Ray Lucero

Take note regarding Santa’s girth
Weighs 50 times his weight at birth
We must step in, for all it’s worth
Before he’s buried neath the earth

Make haste, call Ms Jenny Craig
Weight Watchers’ & Gold’s Gym
I’m not trying to pull your leg, as
It’s top priority to get Santa slim

Break out the jump rope ‘n weights
Get old Saint Nick to running hard
Work him until he almost faints
Gotta rid himself of all that lard

Our big reward is Mrs. Claus’s smile
As she’ll have Santa for a longer while

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Poem Submitted: Monday, December 17, 2007

Poem Edited: Saturday, April 30, 2011


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