Satisfaction Guaranteed Poem by Theresa Ann Moore

Do you have a minute to fill out a questionnaire?
Choose the finest answer and check the square.
This survey will help us improve customer service.
It isn’t difficult, why are you looking sooo nervous?

What is it you’re saying? The pencil has a broken lead.
Now, you want me to empty my cash drawer instead?
This isn’t exactly what we had in mind to accommodate.
Your satisfaction is important to us, but not at this rate.

Take whatever you want, but please don’t pull the trigger.
A shopping bag will assist and make your heist even bigger.
Such an honest face…Look towards the camera and smile.
It will make a search easier; there won’t be room for denial.