Science Is Boring Poem by David Keig

There's something bothers all of us
And that is this thing called calculus
At school we wonder why on earth
This subject might have any worth
Yet when we use our mobile telephones
Or watch TV or at home
Each thing we do is largely governed by
A mathematics that's the reason why
We may live here upon this earth
Yet touch the sky.

For science is boring
And well worth ignoring
It has no use! It has no use!
Of that we know!

So when you're exploring
The net or just something
Just realise that science
Is but just a word for everything
That we do know.