Scrape Of The Cock Poem by Keith Shorrocks Johnson

What dire offence from am'rous causes springs,
What mighty interests rise from trivial things,
I sing—This verse to sleazy Barnaby is due:
This, ev'n Turnbull may vouchsafe to view:

Slight is the subject, but too right in many ways
To keep close tabs on sporty interns that he lays -
And question what careless urges could compel
This Kiwi Reffo to knock up a Dinkum Belle?

And ask what stranger cause, yet unexplor'd,
Made Vikki not be sure paternity's secured?
In tasks so bold, can smutty men and sluts engage,
Let's change the sheets and turn the page!